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BREAKING NEWS: Tyson Kidd & Natalya Deemed Ineligible for Tag Title Shot at “Boner Jam III”

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For Immediate Release:

Baldip Hack
Inter Species Wrestling
matt@interspecieswrestling.com

BREAKING NEWS: TYSON KIDD & NATALYA DEEMED INELIGIBLE FOR TAG TITLE SHOT AT “BONER JAM III”

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Despite defeating Adam Rose and “The Bunny” (no relation to Fluffy) in what was billed as an “Interspecies Tag Team Match” on tonight’s WWE Main Event, Inter Species Wrestling management has determined that the winning duo of Tyson Kidd & Natalya are ineligible for a shot at newly crowned ISW Tag Team Champions Tremendous Investigations, Inc.

“Simply put – the match taking place on Main Event is not sanctioned by the governing body surrounding Inter Species Wrestling, and is not an ‘official’ inter species match up,” said El Presidente of Inter Species Wrestling, Mike Rotch. “Therefore, the winners of said match are not eligible for anything in Inter Species Wrestling. Especially not a title shot.” Rotch also claimed that #1 Contenders for the tag titles will be named shortly, and they will be receiving their shot at Boner Jam III on March 7th, 2015 in Danbury, CT.

Barry and Carr were unavailable for comment at the time of this writing, believed to be conducting a sting on an illegal turkey fryer smuggling ring.

-Baldip

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